Stalinwolf

joined 2 years ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Viking longships keep raiding the village

"Oi, thems northmen is livin in your head rent free!"

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I suppose it certainly worked if Trump has orchestrated his cancellation. Either way, I'm sure Colbert will move onto something better with more creative liberties and no network breathing down his neck. Guys like him usually land on their feet.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I seem to be in the clear minority here with my annoyance.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Lol, you're not wrong. I added a couple of key words (slightly and marginally) for better emphasis.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 99 points 2 weeks ago

Now canceling the show mid-story by Season 2 will be cheaper than ever!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)

The overall structure and generous use of Oxford commas here tells me this was most definitely not written by Trump.

It's hilarious that whenever he needs to write something serious and/or remotely articulate, his team calls upon a slightly smarter, marginally more competent person to write it up and post it.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Guy pops up on Jumbotron, looks horrified cause he knew he was cheating

Hate when that happens. 😓

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago

Man, spikes at the bottom of a narrow pit were a huge problem back during the retro to mid-'90s gaming days. You just don't encounter them much anymore. It's as though an entire industry just dried up overnight. Bad time to be a spikesmith.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

Congrats! I would be embarrassed to admit just how many long-distance online relationships I had in my teens and 20s if I hadn't up and married the most recent one. It can absolutely work if you're in it for each other. Don't let the stigma get you down.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn it.. I was really looking forward to Brother Mother Buttfucker 2.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

"Touch grass" and "rent free" are the most overused phrases on the internet. Rent Free always gives me the impression that the user has recently been the victim of the phrase themself, and have now started throwing it around at others at every possible opportunity.

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