StalinStan

joined 1 year ago
[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gyms don't actually want you to go. They want you to pay and then never use the equipment. It saves them money that way

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The capacity you describe is already available in hobbyist grade products. Not consumer grade yet, but you can see youtubers playing with kits to do all that in their gamer chair with no surgery.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, sorry. The meds really help me. So I forget that people have trouble adapting.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Also a good point.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Is it that bad a joke? Oh, sorry. Is this better?

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You want some terrible advice? Get an emt certification. If you are in a populated state you can get one in a single college simester and it looks great on a resume. The work is mostly just driving with the occasional heavy lifting. The job gives you ptsd so people always quit and you can get hired easily. It is soul crushing but it sounds like capitalism already has you there.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

I know all politics is sexual pathology but this seems unreasonably pathological to me.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If I had to make a Kraven the hunter film I would simply make it good. I dunno why they choose to make bad ones. It really shouldn't be hard.

Especially in this modern age. Imagine if they just released a 90 minute music video of a hot guy in 4.5 inch shorts chopping wood and then using that wood to make spears to hunt. Then him reclining on furs of the animals he hunted. A little sexual tension with spider man and the movie would make infinite money.

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

It would smell like bullshit blazing.

I feel like enough people would get into the aestetic to develop the smell of the game though

[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

There is no question it would be melee

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