SpoonyBard

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[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Sorry friend.

Maybe something nicer to think about instead.

“You don’t need to mine, you don’t need to tunnel for or root out anything. Your vast soul, that seabed on which the ocean of you rests, holds every part of you, holds you like coral to a reef.”

-Mary Walker

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And just for the price of your humanity, soul, morality, dignity, honor, and any principles, you too can be a pos for some money.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Anxiety: here it comes..

Me: here what comes?

Anxiety: oh god, it’s coming!!

Me: what!? What is it!?

Anxiety: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

 

I love Dylan Moran

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I demand a second opinion! Bring in another dog just to be sure.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

When the goal of every CEO in late stage capitalism is to beat last quarters profits by a large percentage, pocket a giant bonus to themselves, leave the company for another company and repeat.

[–] SpoonyBard@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’s like me not going to the doctor anymore. The only person that can diagnose you with cancer is a doctor, ergo no see doctor, no get cancer.

 

One of my favorite comedians. Definitely recommend his 4 part stand up special, Repertoire.

 

The series is set in a dystopian, alternate-history United States divided into seven nations

The storyline focuses on the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and the imminent end of the world. The tagline for the series is "The things that divide us are stronger than the things that unite us". The plot explores the tension between the inevitability of the apocalypse and the persistent hope for a different future.

 

The story follows Grant McKay, a renegade scientist who, along with his team and family, embarks on a dangerous journey through various dimensions of the "Eververse" using his creation, "the Pillar". Unfortunately, the Pillar is sabotaged, trapping the team as they randomly jump through increasingly perilous and hostile dimensions.