SpoonyBard
joined 2 days ago
I demand a second opinion! Bring in another dog just to be sure.
When the goal of every CEO in late stage capitalism is to beat last quarters profits by a large percentage, pocket a giant bonus to themselves, leave the company for another company and repeat.
Jeepers!
It’s like me not going to the doctor anymore. The only person that can diagnose you with cancer is a doctor, ergo no see doctor, no get cancer.
Anxiety: here it comes..
Me: here what comes?
Anxiety: oh god, it’s coming!!
Me: what!? What is it!?
Anxiety: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!