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Who needs stealth when you have the turn radius of a nickel. in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 27 points 5 months ago

All generations are made up

HP Inc settles printer toner lockout lawsuit with a promise to make firmware updates optional in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Lawyers get paid either way, but that's about the most that comes of it. Settling means no legal precedent has been set, so businesses can pull this bullshit again in the future

First Gaslighter of History in c/historymemes@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Zhuge Liang was champ. If you don't believe me, read Journey to the West

No One Was Around To Collect Life Is Strange: Double Exposure's Award For Social Impact Following Layoffs in c/pcgaming@lemmy.ca

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 months ago

I liked life is strange, we ran off together and said fuck the town

27F, what to do with my life? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

Persue lots of money now and achieve lots of free time later

USA asks Lithuania for eggs after Finland and Denmark, internet calls it ‘Door to door begging’ in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Trade them some eggs for some of the states back, I bet Finland could do better with Florida than the US

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 months ago (7 children)

God I hope that youtube becomes inviable, it would break so many addictions

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That class of servant exists?

How do I go about hiring a housekeeper?

"The least we can do is make sure Canadians can still afford ice cream": The CEO of Chapman's on why the company is freezing its prices in c/upliftingnews@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I wish they were hiring

Why indeed in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

64kb should be enough for anyone

Gotye is just someone that we used to know. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I was being serious. I thought he died before the pandemic. Egg's on my face

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Yep