SplashJackson

joined 2 years ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 month ago

5'5" lol that's the kind of height where you ask girls, "would you date a guy this height?" And you can see them visibly cringe before saying "maybe!"

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe just nuke each other and get over with it, I'm tired of hearing about these assholes every news cycle

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Yo cuneiform is where it's at, motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -4 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Why not just leave the makeup on?

Sincerely, a man

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

The thought of a parent abandoning their child in the wilderness fills me with burning rage.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Like an episode of big bang theory

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Good to see this getting more coverage

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 month ago

38 percent should go fuck themselves!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I still prefer EDSF, but I remember skating in deathmatch using the arrow keys and ctrl, alt to fire, on my 36k modem

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Banging locals

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know what, I was being sexist, too. Talking only about the jackbooted thugs, I completely ignored all their jillbooted sisters, and whatever other non-aligned-bootwear compadres as well.

I'm so ashamed. I'm going to get up and clean our litter boxes and really huff that ammonia. It's not much, but I hope it's one step towards redemption.

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