SplashJackson

joined 2 years ago

U.S. judge says 2-year-old apparently deported to Honduras 'with no meaningful process' in c/legalnews@lemmy.zip

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Why is the US rounding people up and sending them to camps?

Dog found after 529 days of being lost on an island in c/upliftingnews@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Big island if they spent 1000 years searching on it, lemme tells ya

Why are younger Canadians more susceptible to Trump and the lure of the 51st state? in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Quite the presupposition

Shazam director swore he'd never do another IP-based movie again after "crazy" backlash from DC fans, but Until Dawn's script was just too good to pass up: "I had to do it" in c/movies@lemm.ee

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Oh shit, that movie sucked. They even stuck an advertisement for Skittles into the movie, twice

Consumers make their voices heard as Microsoft's huge Copilot venture flatlines in popularity in c/technology@lemmy.zip

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My fellow Canadian! Sorry, I was speaking from the future.

Stitch It, Don’t Ditch It: Resisting Fast Fashion Through Visible Mending in c/buyitforlife@slrpnk.net

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Visible mending is wicked, it's kintsugi for a modern age

Oblivion struggling to nail 60 fps on my RTX 5090 was not on my 2025 bingo card, but without frame gen Oblivion Remastered's top settings bring the card to its knees in c/pcgaming@lemmy.ca

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

I remember tweaking the ini for goddamn hours getting the settings right like it was another school of magic to master

Consumers make their voices heard as Microsoft's huge Copilot venture flatlines in popularity in c/technology@lemmy.zip

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Invasive-ass Clippy bullshit profiteering from genocide and forcing itself on the world against everyone's consent, Gates must be rolling in his grave

Shazam director swore he'd never do another IP-based movie again after "crazy" backlash from DC fans, but Until Dawn's script was just too good to pass up: "I had to do it" in c/movies@lemm.ee

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Shazam? Like, the Shaq movie from the Nineties? I don't blame him.

U.S. attorney for D.C. accuses Wikipedia of ‘propaganda,’ threatens nonprofit status in c/wikipedia@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, it's a good thing I saved my CDs of Microsoft Encarta.

If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago

How do you think the boobonic plague got started?

Yeah, it was a time traveller

[Article] 14-year-old tossed a 'message in a bottle' into the sea in 1976. Nearly 50 years later, he received the call in c/interestingshare@lemmy.zip

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

Just surprised and amazed that after 50 years of launching that message in a bottle, he's still a kid

Honestly I'm jealous