SplashJackson

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What’s it like to be 70 years old in space? “All those little aches and pains heal up.” in c/space@mander.xyz
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

I would like my own space station house with zero gravity and zero cares

Green party’s Elizabeth May open to running for House Speaker, joining Carney cabinet in c/canada@lemmy.ca
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

I doubt I could make House Speaker but maybe Condo Speaker at best.

Most likely Park Bench Speaker is my future

Bone-Crushing Sanctions Bill Targets Russia, Allies of Putin’s Oil Trade if Peace Talks Stall in c/ukraine@sopuli.xyz
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Most bullies had a high truancy rate, I would expect an idiot like Trump to have failed English. But that's unpossible!

Bone-Crushing Sanctions Bill Targets Russia, Allies of Putin’s Oil Trade if Peace Talks Stall in c/ukraine@sopuli.xyz
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I love how Trump's entire modus operandi is to play chicken to intimidate others into giving him what he wants

After ‘Suits’ and ‘Royal Pains,’ It’s ‘Psych’s Turn for a Potential Revival in c/Television@lemm.ee
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fringe when

Well isn't that something to behold. in c/canadapolitics@lemmy.ca
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The honourable lol

Trump Won’t Add Canada, Greenland or Panama to US Territory, Carney Says in c/canada@lemmy.ca
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago

Manifest dumbsity lol

Frog with eyes in its mouth in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

They're not even symmetrical, I don't even know whether to send this to my wife to make her laugh, or send it to my wife to freak her out

Eat the rich in c/stickers@feddit.org
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Great song by Krokus

Meta forecasted it would make $1.4T in revenue from generative AI by 2035 in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

Lol forecasted meaning sales pitched to investors

'Make America Great Again': are MAGA monarchists? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't know if they're monarchists but they're certainly roundheads

The Conservative civil war is in full swing in c/canada@lemmy.ca
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

I'd agree, the mobster kind of populist

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