SplashJackson

joined 2 years ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I think Cosco sells those

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

That doesn't seem very neighbourly

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just cut open a teddy bear and put a 25lb weight in it

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Sweeping border powers? What, they gonna give them brooms?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I liked accidently bumping into Lando with my light sabre out and whoopsie daisy have to reload my quick save, Lando's been cut in two again

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Finally someone with good taste

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Kobos used to be cheap as fuck but I hear that one company owns the patent for e-ink screens and they're bilking the manufacturers

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Throw in Big Hero 6's Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Wasn't he Willy Wonka?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

They didn't get replaced by AI

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I thought the bay closed like ten years ago

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You need to get a wolf statue to put in his garden so that can become the locus of his night terrors, be sure to put a speaker in the wolf statue so you can make it talk to him, then claim that you (as the wolf, naturally) are God, and you have granted him the power to walk through walls

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