SplashJackson

joined 2 years ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago

Sure, but workplaces that force return-to-office can go fuck themselves. Let people choose whether or not to pay the cost of commute.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hate the Nazis, not the Germans

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In Canada we have generics and we still scare smoothbrainers about how the generics will give you a shitty ass compared to the full Branded version just to keep them in the ecosystem

And then we make it so you can't fill all your prescriptions on the same day, so now you gotta set calendar reminders for when each one is due for a refill

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

Don't have to pay taxes anymore either!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I knew a Helene and she was just as wet and wild

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the rest of us get what that guy deserves too!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

He must have some friends among the moleman land developers

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah I think it was called Operation Paperclip Garden or something like that, Axis scientists got snatched up by the Yanks and Reds and got to continue sciencing, I think one of them uploaded his brain into a couple hundred kilometers of storage tape

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've heard of a gay fish guy, but not a gay frogs guy! What's next, gay flamingos?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

This guy sounds like a real shitpump.

Let me tell you though, the only way I personally would violate a spirit is by having sex with a ghost

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Who is this guy again? What did he do?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

I like to go back in time and see how grainy things used to be in 2007

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