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Can’t upgrade your PC to Windows 11? Buy a new one, is Microsoft’s laughable solution in c/technology@lemmy.zip

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -1 points 11 months ago

I always gasp for air but that's because I swim a lot, and by swim, I mean very fat

Nintendo Switch Modder Who Refused to Shut Down Now Takes to Court Against Nintendo Without a Lawyer in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 54 points 11 months ago

Pretty sure he got paid by Nintendo to sue them stupidly so they could slam dunk the case and get a precedent that makes it easier for them to oppress developers

Can’t upgrade your PC to Windows 11? Buy a new one, is Microsoft’s laughable solution in c/technology@lemmy.zip

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Why would you scratch a melon? How would you even know if it's itchy???

Can you scratch pumpkins too?

Can’t upgrade your PC to Windows 11? Buy a new one, is Microsoft’s laughable solution in c/technology@lemmy.zip

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Im sure Win10 will get unofficial patching etc for some time yet

The most dystopian app ever made… (AI people tracking via meta/glasses) in c/programming@programming.dev

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Money = Mana, same root, probably

What is it that you do to fight off the Sunday scaries? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Work from home on Monday

Be (a)ware when consuming your spooky treats! (Applies to all oral meds) in c/spooky_memes@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

Bong with the thong orangutan biggie titty

Halo developer 343 Industries rebrands, confirms multiple new games in c/games@sh.itjust.works

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I didn't know they was still around

Don’t believe the hype: AGI is far from inevitable in c/technology@beehaw.org

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

I like SCUMM but AGI is okay I just don't like typing commands

Neo-Nazis head to encrypted SimpleX Chat app, bail on Telegram in c/technology@lemmy.ml

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

But but but TeRrOrGrAm

Be (a)ware when consuming your spooky treats! (Applies to all oral meds) in c/spooky_memes@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Low-hanging fruit is the easiest to grasp, and there's a lot of easy graspers online

Be (a)ware when consuming your spooky treats! (Applies to all oral meds) in c/spooky_memes@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 28 points 11 months ago (6 children)

How does someone give birth orally??