SplashJackson

joined 2 years ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

If I recall it was mostly simping over a crazy lady with mental illnesses and no mental chillnesses

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why are they rubbing their asses on that huge sword?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 0 points 10 months ago

Even Dr Doom agrees with me

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fishmonger bros be down there with a net

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

It's great, like an ice-cold firehose blasting my butt till it's clean, then just hop in the shower and do final rinses

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

If I recall, the prequel books written by Frank Huebert's son, Brian, really sucked the butt. Like really bad.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don't hold in your shits

Also buy a bidet

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

But why actors?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 31 points 10 months ago

There's nothing wrong with prostitution. At least when her boss dies she gets a payout.

When my boss dies, I'll still be expected to drive across four cities to do a job that I could do 100% remote during the pandemic

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 22 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Remember when you were young?

You shone like the sun

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