SplashJackson

Ten years from now, President Musk, the last president of the free united states, signs a document ceding all territory to the new russian empire

I thought this was a post about The Mask

Maybe evil enterprise in mirror darkly universe going around doing cool Byzantine stuff

Cars have lights on them?

Yes, yes they do.

I have a lot of hours of Morrowind and Doom 1&2, as well as Warcraft 2 and Ultima Online, but I dunno the hour count

I just been this place before!

Mercenaries, am I right?

Me: Throw the candle into a fire

Dance Dance Revolution

I hope more reversal engineering teams pop up like this because I like this sort of thing

They still are today! You just have to pick up an old book

Frankenchickens? Frank chickens?

Chickens from France?

Sounds like some poultry prejudice in place!