SplashJackson

What a surprise

Encarta and Comptons

I ride on a buffalo

Only for chicks for whom it also is backwards

8 metres of cars??? What is that these days, one ford f150?

That's what I say on my first dates

I look forward to the further advancements on the hole

I will take it

Only what I can collect in the morning before the sun dries it up and grizzlies come out to eat my ass

My god, how much further can science go from here? I'm in awe

No see you need to wet the boots

That's why I only drink water precipitated upon leaves in the morning sun

I call it Mountain Dew