SplashJackson

I always prefer my wood in the bed but it's really a two-person job, at least

So what does it include?

Sl*t? Are we censoring slut now? When did we become so afraid of language that we just started coming up with new swears?

Shazbot

Some warlock indeed, can't even magic his wood in the right hole

I'm sure they found 3 copies of the sims next to his manifesto

Don't forget a giant-head giant-eyes toddler version tv show "Gordie and his Amazing Friends"

I often imagine what it would be like to host an Action Half-Life or Counter-Strike 1.6 server on a cell phone

You just need to butter them up a bit

No I only think in Technicolor

Is that the one where you're a god and you have a giant monkey pet and you can teach it to take care of villagers and slap the monkey if it gets out of line

We got a ton of refugees in Canada

Astute