SplashJackson

Wow. What a remarkable "new" product.

Bet it's windy

I thought AirDrop was a service for scuba divers

I heard they found the manifesto with three copies of the Sims

If you want to find out who rules over you, discover first who you aren't allowed to criticise

Your mother (and I) play Counter-Strike 1.6

I'm a peer. I pee at least 6 times a day; more if I'd had a lot of water that day. Can I review it?

Treasonous dogs

Instagram should have been a weed delivery service

I like how the genie looks like Salvador Dali

You're right; we should ban all those garbage sites too

The organization is also offering two years of credit and fraud monitoring

For all the good it did them