SplashJackson

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UK 'currently' training Israeli soldiers on UK soil, Labour Government admits in c/uk_politics@feddit.uk
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

The fuck?

Deus Ex just got a huge, unofficial remaster thanks to transformative new mod in c/pcgaming@lemmy.ca
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I liked the voice acting in the Hong Kong level

We're learnding. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Proctor, that's a butt-doctor, right?

Russia recruited a Canadian teenager to spy in Europe. His arrest in Poland led to a crypto money trail. in c/europe@feddit.org
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Surely an act of war

Spaceballs 2 | Announcement in c/videos@lemmy.world
Canada’s Conservatives still aren’t serious about housing in c/canada@lemmy.ca
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Why so serious??

build walkable communities in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 42 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lol this has gotta be the satire

40% of cops beat their spouses in c/memes@midwest.social
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish my spouse would beat me off now and then

What is the equivalent to women for compensating size of their dick for a man? Like someone buying expensive cars to compensate for their smaller dick. in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I believe it's whichever amount allows for the loudest queef, or "maximum queefiness" as they say.

Class action in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

When I was a kid, "class action" meant we were all being let out for recess

Percepticide: The Death of Reality, by Pixel Grip (2025) [synthpop, ebm] in c/gothindustrial@lemmy.world
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Does this work on non-Pixel phones?

“I did not betray Russia,” says Serbia’s pro-Russian President Vučić after abstaining from signing Odesa summit declaration in c/europe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

What an assbutt

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