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California officer pulls over speeding Rolls Royce, finds monkey clenching driver in c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Like, giving him a handjob?

Alternate wisecrack: They were just heading to IKEA

We need to almost completely ban guns in Canada in c/canadapolitics@lemmy.ca

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

I used to think this, too.

Happy New Year c/Canada in c/canada@lemmy.ca

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

Thanks, you too

Netflix canceled the most shows in 2024 (more than any other streamer or network) in c/showsandmovies@lemm.ee

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's like when you're taking a shit and your toddler is like, "I need to go pee pee!" and you're like, "why didn't you go when I asked you to then?" and no matter the answer you still have to cut off the turd mid-crappening

RISC-V is making moves, but how will it hit the mainstream? in c/hardware@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Why you asking me?

BYD Became 2nd Best Selling Automaker in World in November! in c/electricvehicles@slrpnk.net

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago

I've heard that they use slaves in their cars

Kenya investigating fallen space debris in c/dangerdust@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Yo "The General" was a sweet movie that still holds up

Original Adventures Reincarnated #8: Grimtooth's Old School Traps (Goodman Games 5e conversion) in c/dndnext@ttrpg.network

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Love mods for games!

Ryanair flight to Austria diverted to Czech Republic after reported GPS ‘jamming’ in c/world@quokk.au

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

They should have "Czeched" their flight plan a little closer! Get it??

The Gods Themselves, by Isaac Asimov in c/sciencefiction@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago

I love the artwork on old sci-fi book covers

*Armored* personnel carrier? Get out of here in c/noncredibledefense@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why settle for BMP when you can have PNG?

Has the USA turned into an oligarchy? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

But the nobles were the good guys, don't you see? It was all in the name, "noble". How could bad guys possibly be so noble?