SplashJackson

joined 2 years ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Fediverse Freedom eh? So there's no moderation? Or is it more, "if you don't like being censored by this authority, fEeL fReE tO hOsT yOuR oWn InStAnCe"?

People being unable to challenge others beliefs are what led to the divided world we live in today. Give us total freedom to call anyone, anyone on their bullshit, or quit blowing smoke up our collective asses.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 113 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Is this fucking real? Get fucked, mainstream media, if this is the case. Plenty of books and old games to keep me occupied until Alzheimers hits, and then occupied again afterwards

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

How do I filter out every thread regarding a given string?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

And what was Canon's response?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago

Is it really all-natural though?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 0 points 8 months ago

That is very rude of you, I've already told you I am a sentient oak leaf and yet you continuously refer to me as a child. Why the bigotry? Please desist the harassment, friend.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

DOS wins again!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

I've heard Vampire Survivors is pretty good

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The US, UK, and Isreal are all at war with Yemen? Fuck, how long have I been asleep?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Weren't you trolling on another part of the thread? I already forgave you, but you're back at it with more conversational terrorism. What's with the dark patterns, friend? You some sort of bad actor type?

As for your question, I am neither. I am a genetically modified oak leaf that has gained sentience (unrelated to the genetic modification - that only made me glow in the dark) and manipulated a pack of squirrels to steal a cell phone from a hiker, typing for me in exchange for acorns and the occassional drip of morning dew.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -1 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I miss every point, I'm far too fast

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago (4 children)

What term, "weiner dog"?

It's actually a funny story, originally it was "Vienna Dog", but through slang the pronunciation became "Weiner Dog" over the years

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