SplashJackson

joined 2 years ago

Europol chief calls on tech giants to unlock encrypted messages in c/news@beehaw.org

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Lol Stazi wannabees

The White House logo changes since 2017 in c/artdesign@jlai.lu

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why does a building have a logo, you know now I'm going to make a logo for my outhouse

What is your favorite obscure Retro Game? in c/retrogaming@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I like this really old game called Skyrim, I like to cast the spells

What is your favorite obscure Retro Game? in c/retrogaming@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

Great game, learned the basics of programming from fucking around with the source code in QBasic

32 actually in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

90 actually.

China's 'artificial sun' shatters nuclear fusion record by generating steady loop of plasma for 1,000 seconds in c/science@mander.xyz

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Forget artificial suns, let me tell you right now how to make an artificial moon:

Be a robot.
Pull down pants.
Bend over.
Point robo-crack towards recipient
Artificial Moon.

The Alberta government has lifted a ban on coal exploration in the Eastern Slopes of the Rocky Mountains, a move that the regulator says will allow suspended projects to resume. in c/climate@slrpnk.net

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Lol I bet they have an oiled-up orgy in the Alberta provincial parliament every time they find more oil on native land; what a bunch of toolbags

How often do people in Japan use vending machines? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Just whenever we need panties or cigarettes

Star Wars: Ryan Gosling to Star in Shawn Levy's Movie in c/movies@lemm.ee

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

Fucking right another win for Breaker High and the YTV Gang

Trump revokes Biden’s executive order on responsible AI, meets with AI CEOs in c/techtakes@awful.systems

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lol what a dirty cock tweaker

Microsoft will automatically keep you signed in to your account starting in February in c/pulse_of_truth

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Sweet, I guess that means I don't need to use Microsoft Authenticator twenty times a day just to deal with various components of the org's ERP during the course of execution of my workflow, eh?

Fucking finally

Osaka Retro Gaming Arcade Goes Up In Flames in c/retrogaming@lemmy.world

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Osaka, that was the chick from Star Trek: The Clone Wars right? I think she was Anakin's youngling?