SplashJackson

Guess what, you can do all three! It's a simple matter of holding the phone in one hand while whipping a tit for your baby in the other!

What's a cricut? Is it a brand of water bottle? Wait, do water bottles have brands now?

He was Gandalf, right?

I take metamucil daily, I know a little something about being regular

You're right; I didn't really mean it in the context of "ruin their lives" but my cat started barfing on the floor mid-typing and I had to chase the little plastic demon away and got distracted and then I slipped on a banana peel and it slid me a minimum of three metres in a single direction and then I hit a bookcase and a dusty tome landed in front of me (in front have me?) and opened on a very auspicious page. Very auspicious indeed, for it cast a magical spell that turned me into a newt. It got better, though. Anyway, I digress.

It says regular reminder but this is the first one I got! To whom do I direct my complaints??

I don't get it

Nintendo systems are great for piracy

It could fall on your head and then you fall out window and land on the top of a hot air balloon and then bounce off that and hit a stack of geese who then honk so loudly that your clothes all blast off, especially your socks, causing you to further fall into a volcano and land on a recently-hardened piece of magma slag, while the noxious fumes cause you to pass gas, creating an explosion so big you get fired out of the volcano like a cannon and land on the moon, where you have nothing to eat but cheese so you develop a bad case of lactose intolerance and fart so bad that the man in the moon (who is a Newfie) picks you up and throws you back to earth, landing in a pool filled with poodles genetically engineered with piranha genes

I don't want to "meet" a chatbot.

Better fire all their devs, that'll get it done faster for sure