SplashJackson

joined 2 years ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

I never thought I'd say this, but bring back George Dubya

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca -1 points 7 months ago

I had a few lucid dreams and they were cool but this seems like another attempt to take a cool word from us and change the meaning to sell a fucking product

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 months ago

Bust out the block heater

Or as I call it, your mom

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

Fuckin s e x y

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Weren't these assholes just gung-ho about forcing their shitty "AI" chatbots on us like ten minutes ago? Microsoft can go fuck itself right in the gates.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

So wait, he lit the gas from his giant asshole? Was he in the circus or something???

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago (4 children)

What does your mom see in him?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago

Trump can go fuck himself in the ear with a big ole bag of donkey dicks

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago

Some have flagships; others, tugboats.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Seems very efficient!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

What a bunch of fucktards!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

I bet he puts his mouth on a lot of pieces

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