SplashJackson

I'm a peer many times a day, because I drink a tonne of water. However, I also get a lot of fiber, so I'm a poor right now

Gotta make a a Canadian knockoff of Amazon... call it Yukon or something, Youkon? That sounds stupidly modern; ok now we just gotta outperform Amazon within Canada

"I've got plenty to read at home"

This is like the opening monologue to Trainspotting

Science isn't really meant for doggish belief; no need for a flock

Better start f u c k i n'

What's wrong with their eyes, they look like Geordie LaForge

What a bunch of dickweeds

Fuckin' right!!!

While we're at it, let's chase down the records of anyone who was in Napoleon's Grand Armee, since we're trying to persecute the descendants of people long dead, on behalf of people long dead

Beats me, I haven't used one in ages

Sounds like your job is done!