SplashJackson

joined 2 years ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"We plan to annex you soon, and make your citizens subservient to ours."

"We'll show you! We'll convince our people to vacation slightly less in your country!"

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck (if a woodchuck could chuck wood)?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Netflix can go suck a fuck!!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yess!! Let's go already!!!

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

Yes, it was and it is, and it's gonna work, too - because most of us are stupid as fuck

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

Fuck I could grind a lot of weed with those

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The cops turned tail and left town?

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

It's like if a dog fucked a gopher and a rabbit, and that threesome led to the strange chimera we see before us now

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago

I saw a racoon mimic a human's voice to distract someone to go outside while the racoon snuck in and grabbed all the timbits

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

Some folk used to eat human hearts, thinking they would consume the courage of their enemies.

Maybe this guy was trying to absorb the intelligence of his victim

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

We need more vespene gas

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