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Dann aufdatumst du halt später.

You mean like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc

For Mario, I totally agree. But Bowser is a king himself, so why would he fall in love with a princess just because she's a princess? I think his plans to marry her are rather for geopolitical reasons: A marriage would lead to a merge of both kingdoms, and the first born Bowser Jr. (who doesn't have Peach in his blood line) would eventually inherit this bigger kingdom.

I once heard in some history tv show that it's called "dark ages" not because of the bad living conditions, but because we know so few things about it, compared to other history periods.

This is actually not a melon but a cat. Please don't confuse these two things.

But doesn't this apply to any kind of sausage we eat?

We all know the issues they're having because of the missing seatbelts. Now imagine someone of them wearing rollerblades.

Just use str::as_ptr().

Here's an example (disclaimer: I haven't used inline asm in rust before, expect issues): https://godbolt.org/z/sczYGe96f

Nice art!

Are the bananas from that plant pokemon vegan?

Why are they talking about a bear but showing a picture of nothing but a tree?

Mostly the missing listing of clobbered registers. Other than that it's mostly just that you're doing useless things, like manually putting the stuff into the registers instead of letting the compiler do it, and the useless push and pop. And the loop is obviously not needed and would hurt performance if you do every write like that.

asm!(
"syscall",
in("rax") 1,
in("rdi") 1,
in("rsi") text_ptr,
in("rdx") text_size,

)

("so many" was inappropriate, sorry.)

Definitely left. Right one won't be optimized. (And there are ~~so many~~ some mistakes in your inline asm...)