Speaker

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
  1. Stop doing great man theory
  2. Obviously didn't finish the job, as the fascists are presently targeting the entire biosphere rather than "undesirables" (but, to be clear, they are also targeting "undesirables")
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Doomsday cults, mass death, and just an absolutely wild amount of grifting. Meteor insurance, meteor bunkers, meteor resistance pills, a piece of meteorite you keep in your body to synchronize your entheic pattern with the asteroid.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Every shop you visit has Dragon Ball stuff? Where do you buy groceries?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

stalin-feels-good Brozempic face

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

"Funnels" here meaning "just cuts a check with no attempt at subterfuge and no one bats an eye".

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

That's just how the parking assist works. 🤷

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cogitating
On
Butts,
Rears, and
Asses

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Damn, it would be such a tragedy if your cause were backed by anyone but the State Department (the good guys). Good thing I've never been a victim of ideology like those clowns!

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone help me budget, пожалуйста, my family is starving.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Do not observe the Porcelain Man.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Individually we are weak, like a single twig. But as a bundle we form a mighty removed. anti-italian-action

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Why say "the people of Gaza" when "Gazans" is right there?

Because it's only for the settler-colonists who haven't evacuated or been killed by the IOF, yet, the only humans recognized as "people" in the entire territory.

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