Speaker

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Surely you mean "dementsiya".

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I recommend Death Panel's episode about that whinging NPR COVID "perspective". There are literally dozens of us out here still masking. sankara-salute

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mannequins are actually time travelers from the distant human future where we're all waifish plastic twinks. it-is-known

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

They changed it at Ellis Island from Sbarro and locked themselves out of the shitty pizza fortune.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think senility causes eye bleeding, so it must be the first one.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Holy Wisdom Shit Balls.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

y and "would", respectively.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When reached for comment, undecided voters said "I've always wanted to watch a President snuff it on national television".

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

kelly The Chore of Bazelon

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Vermin Supreme, tear down this wall!

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Excited to hear from the New Weather Underground.

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