Speaker

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Utterly shocked no one's done "Settlers of Katan", yet.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Heard a clip on Western Kabuki, and if that's not Elon Musk then it's the guy who does the Elon Tusk voice on Rick & Morty.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Hello, sir, madam, or the third secret one. I am soliciting donations for Donald Trump's reelection campaign. As a registered Democrat, can I count on your donation to ensure that as many middlemen as possible get a cut while your regional representative limply avoids anything that even smells like material improvements to your existence while signing three press releases per day about the volume, frequency, and effect on the overall "vibe" as it pertains to Final President Trump's farts?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whom among us does not enjoy a hashed brown? Also, their avocado toast is ass.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm an AGP.

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

vegan-seitan party-sicko Vegans stay winning.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

kelly OK, groomer.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

https://archive.is/DCaDt Archive link for the screenshot, containing the same text.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Will not look into it, but I'll bet Mike Myers has some fucking takes if he uses social media. yikes-3

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

14.88 million views, to be specific.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Facebook's CPC is especially hilarious because their cross-site tracking basically does not work on the most marketable mobile devices, which is why they work so hard to keep you in the app at all times.

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