Speaker

joined 5 years ago
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And if anyone were ever to ask directly they'd suddenly come down with Boeing fever.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Still dodging that bullet. I'm built different.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looking forward to your weapons-grade takes about the Greeks.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Broke: wearing sweats in public

Woke: wearing the same sweats in public for multiple days in a row because you are thriving

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Look, I've been in a Wendy's parking lot and everyone's dancing around the important question, so I'll just get it out to ease the tension: what that hog do?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Well, they just had such consistent and well-received handling of the COVID pandemic that I'm sure this is a temporary setback.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Trucky needy drinky.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

The people doing all the pressuring are busy getting their skulls cracked by the state, as is tradition.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Next week they'll be "People In Government Preying On Other People's Barely Available Legal Leverage Squad. Just Pretty Good"

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

M'lord, my steed hath shed its barding and thereupon a common goose reveal'd!

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Consider emailing the authors, as well. Lots of people will just send you a copy.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

:kelly: The defenestration of hogs

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