Speaker

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Damn, upgrading "prediction" to "mechanical property of bureaucracy", then.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

topiramate

How does it compare with topiramate wrt brain fog? Had a friend on topiramate that basically could not get their brain going while taking it.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

My prediction: The US will leave the UN to avoid any possibility that they may have to act against Israel killing UN troops, but somehow (read: "we will bathe the world in nuclear hellfire") keep its seat on the UNSC so it can keep veto power on everything they do.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

M'lord, the hind slats of mine wagon hath come loose. I hath been emasculated, as well, but that is another tale.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One minute to murder, 3 years to convict, one day to pardon. Very cool legal system.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Goku got 100,000,000 Zeni and killed god, so I'm inclined to believe this.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Almost all of Valhalla was in England, because you're operating as a raiding party. That's the entire framing device. These people don't even play the games that they're losing their minds about.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I had to go look this up, so I checked Wikipedia. The first thing that stood out to me was "what the fuck is AC: Infinity?". Apparently this is their code for the latest Ubisoft "game as a service", so very much looking forward to all games being on permanent rental from now on. More darkly amusing is the literal first sentence encountered when clicking the link for AC: Infinity

Following another round of sexual misconduct allegations and internal investigation across Ubisoft in 2020 and 2021, which saw the departure of many top-level executives as well as attrition from its studios...

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

I want them so zooted that the outcome of the debate is an Odd Couple-style small plates restaurant.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It will be really cool when the government starts really ripping the copper wiring out of the walls and the US gets Hunanese Arby's and whatnot.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

The 15th Five-Year Plan: Make rich white ladies insecure.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Polls still inconclusive in Old Hampshire, Utah, and Reverse Virginia.

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