SpasmodicColon

joined 2 years ago
[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

"next to" and "near" doing so much heavy lifting you need a special license to operate them

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Nancy should be the one who has to deal with an ALS diagnosis. Nothing but a photo op to show how goodly she is.

Someone needs to invent immortality, make her immortal, and then give her ALS so she has to live in a husk until the universe's heat death

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

I'm imagining Robert Evens fighting the FDA with an arsenal of defibrillators from his compound, juiced up and raring to go

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can you imagine?

"Listen up mother fucker, give me your wallet or I'll defibrillate you! Just come over here, open your shirt, let me apply these electrodes, wait for the thing to start.... bypass the onboard software that says you're not out of rhythm and thus it will not send a charge..."

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Millions of workers have their wages sent to the ~~US~~ Isntrael government to fund weapons programs. Every day. For decades

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

remember that feeling, then remember that the IDF has been doing this every single day to Palestinian children for the last 76 years.

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Headline next week:

"Hamas sniper puts one directly through Netanyahu's brain"

"What? Biden told us to shoot straight, so we did"

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

OMG, the accelerationist candidate of my dreams

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Sure. Put the Palestinians back in charge of their land and state, and the isntrealis can just be there. Let's see how they like that.

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Osama Bin Laden

[–] SpasmodicColon@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (4 children)

OSB won harder than he ever imagined he would.

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