Sparky

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[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 9 months ago

Jeez that's sad to read. I wish you all good luck on the voyage to a less a hostile country

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 months ago

Depending on where you live, and what service providers you have, you might even get a free lawyer for these kinds of things.

For example in my situation I have free legal help bundled to my mobile data plan for ID theft, gdpr violations, and for removal of images and videos I didn't concent to have recorded.

Check your services, and you might save a bunch of money.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago

Eh she's going to get evicted because because the second tenant (cockroach) didn't pay for rent

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I too like to mix it with water so I can drink thicc water

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It'll end up in a museum somewhere...

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"what's in your pants?"

"a party you're not invited to"

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago

You wouldn't download milk!

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Customer: Can i use the bathroom?

Bartender: Ehhhh our bathroom is not available at the moment.

Customer: What?

Bartender: Not. Available...

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Another shitty thought is that if they get water up their ass while they're floating, they might become less buoyant and thus drown.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago

Can we bring that back?

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