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Load up on e-coli at Chipotle, then make that supersonic by getting Starbucks.

... by being a rich Nazi with the mental capacity of a toddler?

I only refer to him as a toddler. If you talk, act, and shit on things then blame others like a toddler, you're a toddler. A fucking Nazi Toddler at that.

"Honey, where'd we put the Charger Charger?"

I can't imagine this realtor was super proud at working this listing. A realtor probably expects to buy and sell houses, not myhouse.wad

Two things:

1. Archer "Realty"
2. I've seen plenty of the reverse, but this is the first time I've seen someone make their house with the Doom level editor.

This cat has a super impressive collection of jazz records.

Ah, yes. From trusted anti-sensationalist science-based publication... er, uh... Business Insider?

Oh, I was completely aware. I was making a joke regarding institutional racism, but now I've had to explain a joke.

And of course, the United States being the United States only recently lifted their ban on black currants.