Sotuanduso

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[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Crowder's one of my favorite musicians... Oh wait, different Crowder.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
  1. They can outrun the black riders.
  2. The black riders alert the witch-king.
  3. They can't outrun the fellbeast.

So yeah, pretty short. But if they are able to maintain stealth, then:

  1. They get stopped at Caradhras by bad weather anyways.
  2. They go through Rohan instead of Moria (otherwise they'd have to abandon the SUV or be very dangerous.)
  3. They outrun any of the cavalry that might try to stop them.
  4. They get through Minas Tirith months before the battle, no biggie.
  5. They get stumped at the Black Gate.
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Turns out if you say "Open the pod bay doors, Hal." to ChatGPT, it will respond in kind... or at least it did when I tried it just now.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Remember, resolutions don't have to be at New Years, and you don't have to abandon them at the first failure.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

My name's not g, but you're welcome.

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

What do you mean it's not capitalism being evil again?

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago

It's been about half an hour. Have you done it yet? Or are you going to let someone else beat you to it?

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago

Taking into account that this is the Onion, it's probably aimed at at everyone like the good ol' days.

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