SoleInvictus

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Prep the burn unit, they're going to need an escharotomy after that third degree burn.

Critical thinking is indeed dead for much of the population.

I do when they're talking about cats, chess, or checkers. That's about it.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well that's disgusting. At least they're finally being honest.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Were they really that good, though? I'm not particularly intelligent and it has been obvious for years, and mindbogglingly obvious for the last ten.

Bravo! Mine is

Here I sit, broken hearted. Tried to shit but only watched twelve hours of the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I see your untranslatable text and raise you further untranslatable text. Hint: it's poop related.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

There's bathroom, just no breaks.

Either wear a diaper like Eru Ilúvatar intended or put a TV in the bathroom and watch the nearly twelve hour trilogy from your porcelain throne. Bonus points for drinks cooling in the toilet tank.

Dolphinsex.org: never forget.

I get it now. Thanks!

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've read that article twice and I still don't get it. What am I missing?

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