I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite bidet on the Citadel.
Like those damn nuclear reactors!
Netanyahu: "He deserves a peace prize because he loves a good genocide like I do! He's not some pussy like Biden who enables it but pretends he doesn't like it!"
Oh fuck off I am so sick of this shithole country.
Also I love how the wikipedia article was written in 3rd person, as if the writers themselves arent human lol
I mean that's the best part of writing about humans, is having to try to pull yourself out of being human and take a larger, outside view of the whole mess of humanity. It's hard to get to that level of detachment for real though.
I have always kind of wanted to see a documentary on modern humans as though it was a nature documentary. Like Werner Herzog narrating "As you can see the male participates in a strange ritual to attract a mate that involves using rudimentary systems of trade to procure what is often referred to as a 'truck,' as he believes this flamboyant display helps prove his manhood and ability to provide for offspring."
Hey, muchacho amigo!
I'll always be slightly disappointed that the attempts to get Achewood turned into an animated show never panned out.
There's no place like ::1
Call your local Wizard if your Magicka stays hard for longer than 600 seconds, as it could be a serious magical condition.
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Wild, Dude & Catastrophe is literally about Todd the squirrel getting drunk and accidentally burning himself alive on Ray's grill, sung from the perspective of Roast Beef the cat. Dude & Catastrophe is the local bar. It's weird to think about it not being associated with Achewood and all it's characters.
https://www.songfight.org/songpage.php?key=livin_at_the_corner_of_dude_and_catastrophe