SnotFlickerman

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LMAO because Americans really care about the conditions that drive people to crime. Solving the issue of poverty solves a lot of crime, but fuck caring about the mental health of those driven to crime. We only care about the mental health of people who are doing well.

I want some of what you're smoking. US society is absolutely fucked.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Your attempt to act like a big man who will always win in a fight and not end up dead yourself trying to protect your pittance of property is hilariously pathetic and ignorant to the world.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone -5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Classic American, extending their personhood to the items they own. Get a grip, your wallet is not you and you're not defending yourself if it's stolen.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What's wild is I used to work local television news production. I saw how little the reporters and anchors got paid. It's not like they are a completely out of touch class, almost all of them are facing the same kind of problems. That was nearly 20 years ago now, too. Things ain't magically got better for a dead industry that keeps consolidating.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

The saddest/funniest thing to me about this whole bit is how every. single. US. person defending their right to righteously beat the shit out of someone for picking their pocket never, ever, even considers the idea that they might lose.

It's just like gun owners in general. They all think they're a perfect shot and the other guy must be like a Storm Trooper in Star Wars and can't hit the broad side of a barn.

Everyone thinks they're the hero and that they don't need cops and laws until they're the one bleeding out in an alleyway on the verge of death because they were stupid enough to "fight back."

US Americans are completely fucking unhinged and live in a fantasy land where somehow every single one of them is the biggest and strongest with the biggest dick and will always win because their cause is righteous. What a crock of shit.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Uh, it slipped away like 25 years ago. Keep up, KTLA.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone -2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

I think it's hilarious that Americans think they will always win every fight. Everyone the hero of their own stupid Judge Dredd story right up until they get stabbed and left to die in an alley by the thief.

And I wonder how many of the people promoting this kind of thought say they're against people like Trump, yet this kind of thinking exactly like that of Trump and his ilk.

Grow the fuck up, dude. You can still join the civilized world anytime you want because they believe people can grow and change and should have the opportunity to do so instead of being crippled by some fuckwit who is angry about their wallet.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Ah yes because my cancer having ass won't be physically wrecked trying to do work like that.

Do these assholes even listen to themselves?

EDIT: To those responding to me, this is less about me and more about the fact that they expect actual amounts of labor to be able to be done in this way. The job will be done badly, slowly, and inefficiently. The crop will still rot on the vine. Sure, it's because they want to hurt people, but like all fascist idiots, they fail to see how they're hurting themselves by reducing the ability for the wealthy to still actually turn a profit. Hard to profit off of a harvest that rots on the vine because your medicaid recipient workers literally cannot do the job fast enough.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone -5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

You don't have to want to kill anybody, but it's still a crime to violently assault someone. Further, you can still kill someone without trying, say you punch him once and he goes lights out and his head hits the concrete so hard it kills him. Doesn't matter that you didn't want to, you just killed someone.

Now if you used something defensive like pepper spray so you can escape with your wallet? That's a different story. There's a wide gap between protecting your property and assaulting someone.

The Edge of who gives a fuck?

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Wild, Dude & Catastrophe is literally about Todd the squirrel getting drunk and accidentally burning himself alive on Ray's grill, sung from the perspective of Roast Beef the cat. Dude & Catastrophe is the local bar. It's weird to think about it not being associated with Achewood and all it's characters.

https://www.songfight.org/songpage.php?key=livin_at_the_corner_of_dude_and_catastrophe

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