Snatchdaddy

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[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

She said “awww thank you, have a nice day” so I’m thinking, wompy womp she probably thought it was sweet but most likely it’s a no or she already has a man

[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 5 days ago (4 children)

In reality In your opinion how long till she hits me up if at all cz i got the sneaky suspicion she won’t

[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

No not yet, womp womp. Jk i gave it to her earlier today so we shall see how this plays out

That’s actually a great point, his weight is also a source of pride for him and much like sampsons hair the more he loses the less superhuman he becomes

If i told you my true opinions i would be enemy number 1 on lemmy. If you want a real opinion on this subject dm me. But long story short, things are only going to escalate as time goes on if you know what i mean

[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

JB Pritzker would launch a megaton fart out of his ass and christie would throw scolding hot french fries at him only to be countered by pritzker eating them like a seal mid air. Then they would sumo wrestle with both men wincing in pain from gout. Christie give him a slap of his man titty and pritzker would answer back with a belly swoosh. Jb would cover himself in bacon grease to be more elusive. Eventually christie comes out the winner with explosive shart spray surprise attack but not before a cup of hot chili is poured down his underpants by pritzker

[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

The viewers would win

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[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Gop will gain seats in Texas but lost seats across the board because the gop sucks at getting out the vote during the midterms

Turns out Mother Earth both spits and swallows

Whatev’s every guy gets to shoot their shot minimum once on a girl so long she ain’t married

In complete agreement, i used to watch the reruns

 

It’s Wiggle Hard, I’ve been ok how are you guys doing? Little awkward checking out things here again since the fallout but hey that’s life. I’ve been writing a book lately, I’ve got 17 arcs of anime and it’s all original. Other than that I’ve been working out, got flipped off by an angry driver and shoved my penis inside of some strange people. To everyone, i miss you, even the haters. Sorry for all the shit i talked but i remain firm that i never doxxed a soul. No hard feelings Alice, i think i probably could’ve handled things differently than burn bridges and go scorched earth. Let’s see what else is up, oh yeah my brother has cancer so that’s cool and I’m currently trying to hit on a girl that works at a circle k but I’m very shy at times. I wrote her a note with my socials cz im lame and shit small pieces of corn but here’s the kicker, the note is still folded in my pocket…….. I’M LAME!! . Ummm what else, oh yeah i bought a brand new Mitsubishi outlander sport cz I’ve got soccer mom energy. I popped a zit on my ass earlier and wiped it onto a hotel pillow case. Gained 40 lbs and lost 35 and packed on muscle a little. My ex wife showed up at my job demanding money so i called the cops and its official, she’s gotten uglier and fatter so I’m winning. What else… 600 lbs of stuff fell on my leg and i sprained my knee. My farts are super stinky lately and for the first time in twenty years I’m wearing deodorant cz my BO toxic apparently. I stopped using deodorant when I was 16 because I heard it caused cancer. Oh yeah, I’m getting older. I have white hairs in my mustache and beard and hair now. My female manager who is a thick Latina hit on me a bit yesterday but i think I’ll pass because she’s my boss. I quit drinking alcohol and stopped drinking sugary drinks so that’s a big L for diabetes. Anyways that’s all, take care everyone, im on patriots.win, minds.com and twitter and your moms bed linen.

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