Snatchdaddy

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[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Scandal aside, his presidency red pilled more Americans than trump ever could, prove me wrong

Its a problem in society that everyone deals with and it’s totally obnoxious, anyone reading, if your that person please buy some headphones because you absolutely suck

Especially when they speak super loud in a foreign language omg i want to kick them right in the ass with 5 billion joules of energy launching them at 25 thousand miles per hour off planet earth spiraling into the sun

[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like a man with a face lift

[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I present to you this as a simulated fight between the two https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1963788861743530185

[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Politics but there’s a subject most people find about as exciting as a social guest on the qvc network. If i had to choose a second one it would be animes that I’ve actually watched and totally out the box but If vaginas and penises could have arguments, who would win in a debate over who’s more dramatic

[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

He’s got plastic surgery, takes like he just got his cavities filled and is a married gay man, id take it he’s definitely a bottom

[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Minds.com is honestly not bad

[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Honest to God, it’s not the worst idea I ever heard. Dude was showing me some corny ass AI Bigfoot telling dumb ass jokes that like a fifth grader with edge would come up with. It’s moments like this God they make me want to slowly reach for the cocked and loaded weapon by the bedside and pretend that life isn’t worth living anymore lol Seriously, that guy made murder Suicide seem like a valid option.

I’m not down im just out lol Honestly I’m done trying to date, if i find someone that’s interested that’s cool but as i age (36 now) i raise I’m getting older and the dating pool is only going to shrink unless i marry some desperate foreign woman looking for a green card. I’m not interested in that at all. Unless i see someone truly worth my time im just going to accept as i have been, being alone; and you know what, im ok with that. I guess it would be nice to share love and life with someone especially as i grow old but im just going to save my 401 k and stuff up for my own personal retirement and ride it out. I’m not hurting im just over it. Im only going to spend my time on things i find truly fulfilling in life from now on and with people that i deem worthy of my time. Besides im having too much fun writing my book and i really think if i market my novels right as an independent author i can make great money. I want to travel across America and see the natural wonders, go to rock shows and try new things that don’t include anything of my past. I’m going to reforge this old frying pan into a sharpened sword know what i mean

 

your tick tock feed sucks, your sense of humor is trash. No one cares about the bad bitches on your phone and your music is lame as fuck. I don’t care about what you’re trying to show me, i would rather watch a raccoon eat the asshole of another raccoon who got hit by a car. If you’re going to show me anything, please show me that your volume down button works on your phone because honestly, i don’t fucking care what’s on your god damn phone.

Giving guns to teachers is a bad idea but hiring military veterans and retired cops not so bad. Anything is better than just letting schools be soft targets for crazy people to find their fifteen minutes of fame. Also any left winger damaging gun control, good luck with a new generation of young people that overwhelmingly support the second amendment. This ain’t your liberal boomer moms America anymore.

[–] Snatchdaddy@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 3 days ago (2 children)

She said “awww thank you, have a nice day” so I’m thinking, wompy womp she probably thought it was sweet but most likely it’s a no or she already has a man

 
 
 
 

Damn you popeyes, you plague my soul with temptation

 
 
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