The Bay of Pigs was already a comedy, add some Marvel quips and it'd probably do half decent in the box office.
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73's "Live and Let Die" - its a fuckin trip. It also establishes that voodoo curses and the lwa Baron Samedi are 100% real and 100% magical in James Bond so...theres that lol
Or that time when all the black ppl in America were part of an evil voodoo conspiracy against Bond. Its almost a 50/50 toss up whether the villain is commies/former commies or stereotypical scary minorities tbh
Replying so I remember to use this idea in the future 
Using a revolver? Nah, I'm hittin that mf with the DNA destabilizer
It was made public a little while back but "breadtube" radlibs refused to acknowledge it and still defend this creep - as can be seen in the subreddit pissing and moaning about the damn tankies trying to discredit this big wholesome boy 😢.
According to the libs a shortened sentence in a cushy federal lockup is more than enough penance and rehabilitation for traficking hundreds of vulnerable women. Sure he hasn't admitted anything but I'm sure his heart is changed 😊. Not like that irredeemable tankie fuckface BadEmpanada who perpetrated the unforgivable crime of being mean to a pedo streamer 
"Anyway I started blastin, BLAM BLAOW"
-First Secretary Daniil Devitovsky on his alleged war crimes in Hungary, Nov. 1956
Book, movie, or strategy game? I'll fite u on all of em 
The funniest part of the scene is where she says "I think my eyes were bigger than my stomach", with ATJ's big eyes looking at him. It had to be a joke right?
Palestine got aid from the DPRK in the form of Juche Necromancers