SlimeKnight

joined 2 years ago
[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

The bag is just a metaphor, the problem is that it was given all to a single person instead of multiple. Since the point is to stop the accumulation of wealth.

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

And to add to this,

Girls are allowed to feel emotions. Boys get theirs beaten out of them.

Hence screaming for help is considered a woman thing.

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Splatoon 3

I been mentally exhausted a lot lately. So this game is relaxing because I only have to think about the now, and rely on reflex.

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Nope, thanks for letting me know do.

Was messing with the settings earlier and carelessly turned that on ^ ^;

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (11 children)

So... wouldn't that make them all siblings? Will there be enough genetic diversity so that the species doesn't die due to health complications?

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 81 points 7 months ago (5 children)

While at it guys, remember that having premarital sex wears your penis out until is as thin as a pencil and you won't be able to satisfy your future wife. That is why you should save your purity for her 😇

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

It's not fun if they see it coming!

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

Best they can do is make junk more expensive than healthy food.

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

Make up for women is like the gym for guys

Sure, you may start to impress your preferred gender.

But after a while, you stop caring about impressing your preferred gender, and more about showing off to those who can appreciate your efforts.

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 72 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

I am not sorry

I am not sorry

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, just engaging a bit would help a ton. Some people aren't good conversationalist so they use memes to try and bond.

[–] SlimeKnight@lemm.ee 103 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Girls are nerds too. They won't admit it if you make it dangerous to do so. Like say, gatekeeping, calling them not true fans, pretending they don't exist and leaving passive aggressive remarks when someone shares a story involving one.

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