Silic0n_Alph4

joined 2 years ago
[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

They did, and almost 1000 years later the U.K. is still suffering from a bad case of Royals.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

He has a god damn plan, Arthur!

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Luckily, your wife’s round trip will be with the best airline in existence.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have the deal of a lifetime for you.

I represent a group of investors in possession of a truly unique NFT that has been recently valued at over $100M. We will invest this NFT in your 100x business - in return you transfer us the difference between the $100M investment and the excess value of the NFT. Standard rich people stuff, don’t worry about it.

Let me know when you’re ready to unlock your 100x potential and I’ll make our investment available via a suitable escrow service.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

The contract was signed under the Tories. You might assume that there are some very painful exit clauses, if any.

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I’d guess the lion misbehaved?

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I no longer trust anyone who talks about “plants” or “animals”. It turns out, every single plant or animal is doing something different!

If it copies like a pasta, it’s copypasta!

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure this is from a StarCraft cutscene…

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Easy: it was once on the island of Lesbos, but it’s now in its rightful place in the British Museum and there is shall remain!

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The whole point of stealth planes is not to have publicity…

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I’ve been walking sideways instead of forwards for weeks now. My eyes feel stalkier and my pincers are the envy of all.

Take the crab pill and crabmaxx like me.

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