ShinkanTrain

The only thing he did wrong was not starting it earlier

I'm sorry Goldmask, you're a real G but the need for puppet gush is strong

Pretty good chance they died from the consequences of poverty.

Sounds like railroads should be nationalized

The US does? The black neighborhoods they destroyed to build highways would like to speak to you

Not to be confused with "is it supposed to be making a noise", which is usually pretty bad

to the tune of My Sharona

Shouldn't have put that baggie in that car, ledonia

Call me when they find [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

> hairy

> look inside

> shaved and waxed

The aliens are fishing humans using humans as bait. It works as long as you make sure the human doesn't have a knife

I think technically sex is part of the setup and leaving your family for sex is the punchline 🤓

What about 'we applied a standard theory to standard circumstances and somehow the results aren't right and it's probably our fault'