ShinkanTrain

Not all food is created equal. A steak takes a lot more resources to get to your fridge than a tomato

Imagine with hitting it off with someone on Tinder then on your first date they start asking what's your favorite insurance provider and which of the following words do you think best describe your feelings towards Levi's Jeans

Half of the US is a stripmall 20km away from a suburb on one end and corn on the other with a parking lot in the middle

Or the cat just knows I'm gonna squeeze him

Impressive, let's see Jolene's Appalachia.

Hey, that was an ok controller they used to navigate

"The love they deserve" here means "badly presented emulation" if their past attempts are any indication

Anywhere else the cop would ask why tf didn't you just take an ambulance like a normal person

They could've still got someone vaguely Asian.

I'm considering getting embarasingly into nu-metal 15 years ago

Why does it look like bro is letting out a massive fart in the second panel