ShellMonkey

joined 11 months ago
[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 6 points 6 months ago

We have a real live version as the current prez, this is redundant at best.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure someone can lawyer up a way to skirt the crybaby's command. Say they didn't 'publish a communication' but rather that 'data was made available through existing public and partnership channels'.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Richter scale confirmed

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 42 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Can't have a surge in covid cases if nobody knows about them

--DJT

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 85 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Yeah, the IT folks in charge of that are doing so at gunpoint. Had someone do that at a giant size corp and the chain of events goes like this.

Email to all gets sent

A few people wonder why they are getting messages not related to their role and reply all to be taken off a list.

Those reply-all get replicated to the same few hundred thousand boxes causing stress on the system.

You well meaning college sends out a reminder via reply-all that you shouldn't reply-all.

Because those few transactions created somewhere in the order of 2-3 million emails in a short time the servers have a backed up que to chew through causing some people to get things out of order, so maybe they get a 'take me off the list' after the fist 'stop replying all', now this person decides to help reinforce the 'stop replying all' with their own message of the same.

Rinse and repeat until the servers are entirely unable to operate and you need to find a way to flush the cache.

BONUS: Because this is the federal government you can bet that several entities they have contracts with would have automatic relays to distribute incoming messages to required teams for quick responses, so there's a good chance the effect bleeds into private businesses too because Donnie & Musky will demand that ALL means everyone in the federal contacts list.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 22 points 7 months ago

You expect that a horde of doctors is going to invade China to force an investigation?

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And when Mar A Lago gets flattened by a hurricane it'll suddenly become the greatest program ever.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 9 points 7 months ago

Pat from possum lodge?

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 5 points 7 months ago

Sneezing when I eat too much, typically 3 times.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Maybe, maybe not, but either way now we have a situation where anyone who's not a white+male+cis+het+christian just got a big target painted on them in no small part due to those protest votes and the push to have democrats stay home.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 267 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (5 children)

Who would have thought he would do the same thing he did in his first term again?

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He can order it all he wants, but he can't amend the constitution unilaterally.

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