SharkEatingBreakfast

joined 2 years ago
MODERATOR OF
HandmadeMarketplace
CoolCollections
NiceMemes
sorted by: new top controversial old
I just got paid $5.50 per hour. in c/goodoffmychest@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 50 points 2 months ago (8 children)

He already complained about her raising her prices & being """too expensive""", which is fucking absurd.

Her bid for the 2 seats were 25$ each. He only chose mine because she's been out sick all week & he needs them done by Friday.

I should talk to her next time she's in. Hopefully we can exchange contact info because he probably won't leave us alone together.

My wife has this meme for when someone tries to shame her for me liking to play video games and build Legos/Gundam models. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Well, now I'm doing the same thing!

Thoughts? in c/autism@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"You talk too much!!" has turned into "Why don't you ever talk to anyone anymore??" as an adult.

A never-ending cycle. 🫠

Is this day 7? Furryosa pictured with her food regardless. in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

(:

TIL the generic but world famous 'Happy Birthday to You' song was actually copyrighted until 2016 in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I remember a bunch of Yout×be videos being taken down due to people singing it. So stupid..

My wife has this meme for when someone tries to shame her for me liking to play video games and build Legos/Gundam models. in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 50 points 2 months ago (13 children)

Asked a guy I was on a date with if he liked Lego, and he straight-up laughed in my face and said "No, I'm not 7."

There are no single openly nerdy dudes in my area. Makes me sad.

(well, it actually makes me happy that cool people have successfully escaped this hellhole of a town and are probably living much happier & more fulfilling life)

The NYC Algorithm Deciding Which Families Are Under Watch for Child Abuse in c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

It could be used to see which families could be offered help, like money, food, and/or childcare, but noooo!

1955 - Moomin on the Riviera (46/85) in c/moomin@sopuli.xyz
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Mo' money, mo' problems.

me_irl in c/me_irl@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Know what would curb it for me? People being goddamn truthful about what they think and how they feel, instead of me having to interpret 28 riddles, chant a magical unknown spell, and do a dance that they literally made up on-the-spot in order for me to understand what you actually meant.

Be more goddamn clear!!!!

I'm going to murder you now in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 months ago

"Maybe you should mind your own fucking business."

I mean.. at least they're not trying to sell you supplements, essential oils, or other shit.

Also why I never tell people I associate with about what I have or what I take. I leave it at "I have a condition" and then change the subject, like I'm a sad Victorian ophan trying to stay positive even as I am consumed by the knowledge that soon the plague will take me. (:

DAE... in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 67 points 2 months ago (6 children)

"Write stuff down and put it where you'll see it!"

— proceeds to completely see through the stuff you wrote down because it is now blends into the background scenery —

New Guidelines Call on Doctors to Take IUD Insertion Pain Seriously in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago

Birth control can very much help hormonal imbalances that can cause painful skin conditions like cystic acne, PMS, painful periods, and manage more serious conditions like endometriosis and PCOS, in which rupturing polyps can cause scar tissue from from your uterus to migrate to your other organs and destroy them.

I use it for all of them.

Birth control is not just about sex & pregnancy prevention.

9
Cute clothing, bags, plushies, and.. a lion? Check it out! [clothes, bags, plush toys, wearables] [USA] [OPEN] (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz to c/HandmadeMarketplace@sopuli.xyz
0 comments fedilink
 

Hope we can get a lot more folks in here soon. We appreciate you supporting independent artisans!

I sew just about everything, so in my shop, there are a handful of things I've made. Please visit my shop for detailed sizing info!

Shop link: https://ko-fi.com/sharkissewing/shop

Prices: (does not include shipping)

  • Banana bags: 30$
  • Milk bags: 58$ – 62$
  • Clothing: 45$ – 125$
  • Fox plush: 45$
  • Black Lion Headdress: 300$

Can ship almost anywhere! Though shipping will probably be an additional 25$ to the price.

Feel free to ask questions!

Thank you!

(Note: I did NOT make those little alien guys in the bags, but I did customize each bag around their design!)

14
"How Do I Post?" // Proper post formatting (sopuli.xyz)
 

Please also check the rules in the sidebar!

Any post not following proper formatting will be removed if not corrected within 2 hours of warning.

Your post must include:

  • Title + (in brackets) tag(s) + location + shop/item status ( OPEN / CLOSED / SOLD / PENDING )

  • At least 2 images of what you selling / displaying what kind of items you sell. (MUST be uploaded— no linking off-site in order to view photos)

  • Price / Price range

  • International shipping? [ Yes / No ]

  • A link to your shop/storefront/website/seller account when your item(s) can be purchased.

Examples:

Crochet hats & amigurumi: 35$ and up [clothing, accessories, hats, yarncraft] [Australia] [OPEN]

NEW soaps are in! "Bab's Luxury Baths" [soap, fragrances, perfume] [Germany] [CLOSED]

Stool 300$ [woodworking, furniture] [USA] [SOLD]

NOTE: direct-selling is allowed for now, but buyer assumes risk & goes without buyer protection. Purchase with caution.

200
If you go visit my kid's comic site: you rule. (sopuli.xyz)
 

Limdimcomics.neocities.org

He just wants to share his art, comics, and characters.

And go make your own Neocities site!!!!

Most of Neocities has such an amazing "old internet"-feel to it. I love it a lot. (:

If you have any nice comments about the site, please leave some here. I'll read any nice stuff out to him this evening.

Much appreciated! Thank you! (:

95
He's been chillin' like this for(ule) the last 45 minutes (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
8 comments fedilink
 

"BEHOLD: A MAN!!!" — my son

Bearded dragons are weird, doofy, fantastic creatures. ❤️

This is Perogi. He is a bit new to our household. I have many many many years of experience with dragons. They're just.. weird. Like...actually.

63
What are some actual good sour sour candy? (sopuli.xyz)
 

My mother was reminiscing about things we miss from the past. One thing she mentioned was Shocktarts. She loved Shocktarts! One of the few things she indulged in.

Recently, she got my nieces Christmas candy, and it included rainbow sour strips of some kind. Uncharacteristically, she ate a whole pack by herself.

I'd like to get some good sour candies. They have to actually be sour!!!!! Any recommendations welcome!

Although do note that candys whose main feature is "being sour" then fading after 4 seconds are not what I'm looking for.

Thank you! (:

44
I'm going to put this very important thing right here! No, I definitely won't forget it! [OC] (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz to c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
1 comments fedilink
 
35
Can your meds feel stronger / more effective when treating anemia? (sopuli.xyz)
 

Just as the title says.

I'm very anemic, and I've been struggling to address this. In the last week, I started taking iron supplements to address my fatigue, and things feel a bit.. strange.

I'm still tired, but I sometimes feel/am acutely aware of my heart beating?

Idk. Shouldn't take only a week to see/feel results, right?

Any insight?

(No easy access a doctor / medical professional at this time: American. Thank you.)

40
Milk shoulder bags (infosec.pub)
 

Pattern & graphics are self-made.

Inspired by a bag I got many years ago that has since fallen apart.

Made from canvas with a soft cotton lining. The "bones" are cross-stitch canvas to help keep the shape. Graphics were made in Inkscape & ironed onto the fabric.

Can hold a phone, wallet, keys, etc. My old bag was too small and couldn't do that. Fully lined with 2 strong magnetic closures on the top.

These are the 3 "flavors" I've made so far as I was perfecting the pattern.

122
pizza 🍕 (sopuli.xyz)
 
91
Blue Gingham Lemon print dress (infosec.pub)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz to c/sewing@lemmy.world
10 comments fedilink
 

Pattern is self-drafted. The straps attach in the front via buttons. It has 2 lengths. The back is fully smocked & the front is partially so. Waist is fully elastic. The bodice is fully lined. Waist bow is detachable via pin and can be put on a headband. I made all the little bows. Made the super poofy petticoat that fluffs up the skirt volume, too. ~~Not that it matters.~~ Took about 5-6 layers of tulle.

395
big mad (sopuli.xyz)
 

I can't be the only one who has been on both sides of this, yeah?

56
Mushroom ensemble (infosec.pub)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz to c/sewing@lemmy.world
2 comments fedilink
 

Sage green cotton linen overskirt that ties over the separate white overskirt with a ruffled hem. Both are sitting on a petticoat I made that sports 5 layers of tulle!

White blouse has shirring in the back & sleeves. I did those pintucks manually (it was a pain). Last thing I need to do it attach the buttons & make the button holes on the blouse, trim the drawstrings, and probably wash off that blue fabric marker.

My serger was not functional while I was making this, so it's all rolled hems & French seams. 💀

I have several more pieces, both bags & clothing, and I'm going to be vending at a teeny tiny local convention this weekend! Doubt I'm going to sell much of anything.. but I hope people will at least appreciate it all! It's all much prettier in-person.

Everything is self-drafted.

Thanks for checking it out!

view more: ‹ prev next ›