SharkEatingBreakfast

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[โ€“] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago (4 children)

My old pastor(s) told this story as 100% fact to the entire congregation.

By the time of his trial, I was questioning everything he said.

We thank the great, valiant protectors for shielding us from the loathsome, horrible, dangerous hempseed. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

(/s)

Trying to cure that cancer is going against the will of God, amen, hallelujah. ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 36 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Hey God! Thanks for my myriad of debilitating inherited illnesses. Really appreciate that!

Well, it's true for me, at least!

Sometimes, I don't even need to spin!

[โ€“] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I swear I've seen concept art once upon a time.. was it Disney? But I remember it looking so cute!

Gotta have that classic Konamix. Chicks dig it. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

jk don't listen to me. I don't anything about gettin' anything. Lol But you'll have fun, that I do know!

[โ€“] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 2 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I'd love an animated "Cats" movie! It'd be soooo cute!!

Cuz Charlie doesn't need to put others down in order to look/feel good.

[โ€“] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 37 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

A few years ago, I invited a guy over and we ended up playing DDR on PS1. I had the window shades drawn because I live next to a road, have large windows, and I don't want strangers seeing me flail around like an elephant seal having a seizure.

My mother dropped by unexpectedly and I opened the door, red, panting, and sweaty, with a strange man on my couch who was trying to look casual.

Tried to blurt out that it was a misunderstanding, but she side-eyed me and left quickly.

At least she always texts me before she drops by now? I'm ace, so, for me, it's particularly mortifying.

[โ€“] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I have a body that no clothes will fit. A very dramatic hourglass shape. If I see something cute, it definitely will not fit me.

Nothing. Fucking. Fits.

The worst part is the bras. The fucking bras!!! Why are US bra sizes so fucked?? I literally only wear ill-fitting sports bras now!!! Otherwise my tits are squeezed or wire stabs me or every other pain.

I also have stupid sensitive skin & hypohydrosis, so rashes & heat exhaustion are things I need to think about when getting dressed.

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