SharkEatingBreakfast

joined 2 years ago
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You don't have to be smart. You just have to be fun!

I'm big dumb and went to a Halloween party dressed as a worm on a string. Nearly every woman wanted a dance! It was fun! (I danced for exactly 48 seconds, then got overwhelmed by the amount of people, took a bunch of bacon-wrapped mini-dogs, and drove home to play Starfox 64)

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then you can be a girl and everything can suck!

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Those of y'all who like that constitutional right to bear arms better stock up. I'll support you.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 42 points 9 months ago

Whenever my kid asks a question, either I explain for like 5 minutes straight, or I stop whatever we're both doing and we look it up together.

Engage in their curiosity. Because they'll stop asking you one day.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I have a special needs bearded dragon. Special needs because he was born without scales. Also, unfortunately, he is now mostly blind.

He has given me more grey hairs in his 5 years on earth than my previous 30. His care requires multiple skincare products, aloe, etc. His diet requires me to keep bins of cockroaches which also require their own food and water. He also requires heat & UVB bulbs with separate fixtures, and has a specialty "herpstat" that can automatically time the lights, control temperatures, report on humidity, etc.

He is a pain to care for!

I love him so much. I do it all happily and he's a wonderful, friendly, sweet, amazing companion.

Woo woo! Auditory Processing Disorder!

The comments volunteering to assist with translation gives me the fuzzies. (:

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Submit and get over it!" 🤡

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I can't leave.

I have a child with an abusive, vindictive ex-spouse. Regardless of me having sole custody, I would still need to get both the court's permission and his permission just to move out of state, so god knows I will not be able to get out of the country.

I'm at a loss. I will not leave without my kid.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 11 points 9 months ago

what happens here, effects everyone everywhere.

This is what people are going to find out very very soon.

The current situation has ties to their own country's security and safety, when it all comes down to the guy who has ties to leaders who are "not-so-nice" and will be kicking some VERY large hornet nests.

Yes, Europe. Laugh at the dumb Americans, but y'all are going to reap the consequences of this outcome, too, unfortunately.

I MISSED ONE, I'M SORRY!!!

Shame. ):

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