SharkEatingBreakfast

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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dang it.

Well, shoot, thank you.

Agreed! A dragon is a dragon!

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

🎶 Hey little fella, I know just what you're thinkin'!

Nobody gets you or sees what you could be!

But pluck up your courage and turn that frown up

Soon we will eat this entire town up

Then they'll believe in my dragon pal and me! 🎶

(Fun fact: Tad Cooper is actually a bearded dragon!)

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

🎶 Ooooh, my Pączki, you're so yellow!

And ridiculously mellow!

I must say, there's no fellow,

Quite as stinky as you are!

But my boy, there is no place

Where you could not show your dumb face

And the people wouldn't make haste

To say: "That guy stinky– take him hither, take him far!" 🎶

Welcome to "I interpret scripture as whatever benefits me" or whatnot.

He's actually a spiritual leader in our community. It all sucks. Lol

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Absolutely ecstatic to check this out! 💖

Thank you for putting this in a spotlight! (: Happy Pride!!!

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 127 points 2 months ago (9 children)

My da told me "God does not forgive people who curse his name."

I asked "But God forgives people who sexually abuse kids?"

"If they ask for forgiveness, yes."

wHy DoNt YoU aTtEnD cHuRcH aNyMoRe??? lmao shut up.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I have a small bag I made with a clear front that attaches to either my shoulder bag or my belt loop, and it contains my favorite plushie that day!

Currently, I've had my buddy "Phone" commuting with me for a couple months now. (:

(I'll post the bag tomorrow I'm sooo tired rn..)

EDIT: Here is her in the sight-seeing carrier bag!

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I lightly play my bearded dragon as a drum and make up little songs about how yellow and smelly he is. (:

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Not enough to value her friendship, feelings, personal experiences, shared experiences and bond they had over potentially banging her!

"Possibility of sex, or else I'm throwing it all out."

How romantic. 💖

 
 

Something something Balatro, idk I haven't played it yet!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/29378514

Not OC

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