SharkEatingBreakfast

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Painting a room. Satin-finish. The man crumbles in agony, hammering his fists into the ground, furious with such a non-scientific task. He was tricked. Should have got a woman to do it.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 43 points 6 months ago

Thank you, angels. ❤️

Remember: your kids are safer there than they are in a church!

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"You always seem to 'develop' some sort of health issue. You're kind of a hypochondriac!"

Me, who went undiagnosed with multiple physical & mental health issues all my life, only to be told that my issues were actually manifestations from demons because I was not following, believing, and trusting in God hard enough. 😶

"Wow! You're doing so well now! See? You're not—!"

"I'M ON LOTS OF MEDICATION NOW, THANK YOU."

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm teachin' my kid about aquariums & fish, gardening & plants, virtual machines & old software, how to cook good foods, art and technology, card games, and life lessons about standing up for himself and others.

There's still good in this world. And if it's difficult to find, become the good in this world.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

That literally sounds like domestic terrorism.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It means "half-joking", jfc. And don't get it twisted, that means "jesus fucking christ" and is not a dogwhistle.

Full anti-nazi, thanks.

I understand the world is fraught right now, but maybe take a second before you call someone out over something as innocent as fairly common internet-speak.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

No, see, it's okay when a white guy says it.. [/hj]

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 51 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That partner is an absolute hero. 🙏

I have hypohidrosis, so that might affect it?

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Mosquitoes are not a big problem for me, and their bites do not make me itch.

My kid, however.. mosquitoes just swarm him, and the poor thing swells up when he's bitten.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

🎶 I would climb the deepest river, swim the highest mountain! 🎶

Absolutely! It's just sad to see people misunderstanding and looking down on cats because they don't bother to learn their language.

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